Girls guide to dating zombies
Believing true love can never be found he feels no remorse when he dates Zombies.
To him Zombies never complain, don't nag or talk back and are extremely happy with the way you are.
Of course Clarence's biggest love interest is Princess Betty the owner of a pet cemetery now accepting humans at discount prices.
But for a quick read that’s out of left field I highly recommend it.
The Zombie Dating Guide is your one-stop shopping experience to a brighter, more fleshed out YOU.
We realize that attentiveness isn’t a strong point at this point in the game.
According to women’s magazines from the latter half of the twentieth century, few things were more awkward than telling a partner where the clitoris is.
A commonly suggested technique advised silently moving your partner’s finger to the prescribed place.